Weird for Sale

Someone in your household learning to play the harmonica? That can be pretty irritating. But hey, it could be worse if they have one of these…

From Hammacher Schlemmer

What dog or cat doesn’t love the smell and taste of beaver.

Doggy loves to hang his head out of the window. Why not give him a nice cushy place to rest it?

Sit your nerdy ass down on the ultimate nerd seat.

All that shedding from you pet dog or cat got you down?

Well don’t throw all that excess fur from Rover or Fluffy away! Just send it off to Vip Fibers, and they will spin it into yarn and ship it back to you.

Then you can make it into a lovely sweater or something else (maybe a banana cozy) … Achoo!

Make the Banana Guard your choice for banana protection.

Ever heard of a bike made of wood? Well these have frames made of bamboo, and apparently they are high-performance too.

 

Women, why bother with real silk hosiery when now you can just spray in on.

Say the maid’s digging around your hotel room looking for cash, or maybe you want to hide your stash from a nosy roomie……what’s the last place they would investigate? Yeah, you’re nasssty, grody, soiled undies. These untidy whities contain a secret compartment for your goodies. And if these aren’t realistic enough, add natural smell with ‘doo drops‘.

Would you believe Sold By Sears?

I thought musk was something they put in cologne and perfume.