Weird for Sale

Women, why bother with real silk hosiery when now you can just spray in on.

Say the maid’s digging around your hotel room looking for cash, or maybe you want to hide your stash from a nosy roomie……what’s the last place they would investigate? Yeah, you’re nasssty, grody, soiled undies. These untidy whities contain a secret compartment for your goodies. And if these aren’t realistic enough, add natural smell with the optional ‘doo drops’.

I thought musk was something they put in cologne and perfume.

I guess this product is designed for people who can’t remember to include the knives, forks, or spoons for their picnic. Or maybe some who are nostalgic for their model airplane building days.

Think i’ll pass on the clam jerky. Even though it’s the ‘new soft style’.

Nothing completes a delicious meal more than topping it off with a big bowl of ice cream with……………..RAW HORSEMEAT IN IT!!!! read more here.

Apparently, people in Japan are being sold poodles that are actually sheep! Seems sheep are rare in Japan and most people don’t know what they look like? Hey, at least they don’t bark. Story. eh…looks like it’s maybe a hoax after all.

Say goodbye to embarrasing, uncomfortable ‘monkey butt‘.

Someone posted something interesting in a forum I frequent. Basically, it is a way to use google’s advanced search to find random webcams. A lot of these are webcams which normally wouldn’t be found with a standard search such as: security webcams, traffic webcams, office webcams, and more.

Some examples of these search terms are:

inurl:”ViewerFrame?Mode=”

intext:”MOBOTIX M1″ intext:”Open Menu”

intitle:”QuickCamPro WebCam” inurl:webcam

intitle:liveapplet inurl:LvAppl

intitle:”Live View/ - AXIS”

intitle:”SiteZAP WebCam Control”

Have you ever been been stuck in the middle of nowhere, nature calls… and theres no place to go?

Well. I’ll bet you wished you’d brought along Uncle Boogers Bumper Dumper!

Safety Hint: Make sure grandma’s back in the car before you take off.