Weird for Sale

Want to become the most irritating and annoying person in your office?

Available at BackyardArtillery.com

Eckkkscusemee ma’am, did your brooch just hiss at me?

Is a 70lb. lump of iron the best thing to order online? (Maybe if your jewelry talks back to you?). Well if you need one, they’ve got one.

This limited edition item contains a crystal of pure capsaicin (the chemical that gives peppers their heat, used in pepper spray). It is sold for experimental/display puposes only. You have to read a disclaimer before buying!

Weird for Sale highlights some of the more unusual products to be found on the Weird Wide Web.