Weird for Sale

Boy, the only thing holding me back from buying one of these is … I’m over the 220 lb weight limit. )

It’s a common scenario: your spouse, roommate, family member (often on a diet), spies a pint of your delicious ice-cream in the fridge and decides to steal a spoonful or two. Temptation invariably leads to gluttony and the icecream is gone, with your spouse, roommate, family member feeling guilty and you feeling pissed. Problem solved with the Euphori-Lock!

Being a cat owner, I’m always on the lookout for the latest, greatest cat toy.

The Amazing CatToy From Mars will fascinate your cat with a combination of light, motion, and sound. The Amazing Cat Toy from Mars is powered by 2 AA cells and is created using “Space Age Technology!” “No Cat Can Resist It’s Awesome Powers!” This looks like it might be on kittys christmas gift list.

(edit) Ok, I bought one of these and the cats gave it a rating of ‘ho-hum’. I suspect it’s more of a rave toy than a cat toy.

The Turd Twister kit lets you shape your turd into amazing designs, such as ‘love turd’, ‘lucky turd’, ’spaghetti turd’, etc.

Is there someone special on your holiday list who might appreciate a gift of mono, the common cold, or worse? Plush Microbes are available at think geek & dirtymicrobe.com.

Armor of God PJ’s. The name pretty much describes the product. Keeps the little ones safe and secure at night.

Can you imagine zipping down the highway in one of these? Maybe if you have money to burn and an adventurous nature? This electric-powered car is available from Hammacher-Schlemmer.

This toad aint for lickin. It’s for those that ‘get off’ on giving unusual gifts. Taxidermy toad (with hat).

The website Strange Dolls has some doll creations that you probably would’nt want to give to a child. (Especially one that is prone to nightmares!). Their links page lists some sites with even more bizarre ‘art’.

Apparently there is still a demand for that 19th century fashion necessity, corsets. And this company will custom-make one for you out of the finest materials.