Here’s some help for smokers: A plastic hand clip lets you get the cigarette to your lips even after your fingers stop working correctly…and the smokers bib helps you prevent setting yourself on fire!
Available at Freedom Living Devices and elsewhere.
Doggy loves to hang his head out of the window. Why not give him a nice cushy place to rest it?
All that shedding from you pet dog or cat got you down?
Well don’t throw all that excess fur from Rover or Fluffy away! Just send it off to Vip Fibers, and they will spin it into yarn and ship it back to you.
Then you can make it into a lovely sweater or something else (maybe a banana cozy) … Achoo!
Make the Banana Guard your choice for banana protection.
Ever heard of a bike made of wood? Well these have frames made of bamboo, and apparently they are high-performance too.
Say the maid’s digging around your hotel room looking for cash, or maybe you want to hide your stash from a nosy roomie……what’s the last place they would investigate? Yeah, you’re nasssty, grody, soiled undies. These untidy whities contain a secret compartment for your goodies. And if these aren’t realistic enough, add natural smell with ‘doo drops‘.
Would you believe Sold By Sears?
Have you ever been been stuck in the middle of nowhere, nature calls… and theres no place to go?
Well. I’ll bet you wished you’d brought along Uncle Boogers Bumper Dumper!
Safety Hint: Make sure grandma’s back in the car before you take off.
Ammo with Flavor.
Okay, …I’m not a hunter. Never have had a real desire to hunt, but I’ve got nothing against hunters. But I did spend a large part of my life as a chef/cook.
Anyway, the idea of this product is that instead of plain shot the bird hunter uses special ’seasoned shot’ made of bio-degradable pellets of seasonings such as lemon-pepper, cajun, etc.
I just can’t decide if this is the stupidest idea ever, or if it really makes sense. SeasonShot (coming soon?).
Oh My God, how lazy are we getting?
Fake spill gags have been around for years, but they have a practical use as great seat savers for movies, parties, sporting events and other occasions. For example, if you’re saving a seat for a friend, just plop one of these down and you won’t have to listen to a constant “Is That Seat Taken”….
14 different varieties from $2.99-$29.89 at prankplace.
