Weird for Sale

“…nothing says “I like you” this holiday season quite like the gift of a HandJob!”

Sit your nerdy ass down on the ultimate nerd seat.

Say the maid’s digging around your hotel room looking for cash, or maybe you want to hide your stash from a nosy roomie……what’s the last place they would investigate? Yeah, you’re nasssty, grody, soiled undies. These untidy whities contain a secret compartment for your goodies. And if these aren’t realistic enough, add natural smell with ‘doo drops‘.

Would you believe Sold By Sears?

I guess this product is designed for people who can’t remember to include the knives, forks, or spoons for their picnic. Or maybe some who are nostalgic for their model airplane building days.

Those poor moles. They already shun the sun and now it is used against them in a different way.

It’s a Radio!…It makes Toast! What else does it do?….sorry, thats all!

The Tiki Head kleenex Box Cover is available from Target, believe it or not.

Another item for the ‘trendy’ modern bathroom. Hint: If the fish are floating, you might need to change your diet…

Your bathroom will be the hit of the party when your guests see the stylish black toilet paper! Available at several online stores, including UrbanPeel.

This knife holder and set might be a great gift for someone who needs a bit of an anger release. The ‘Ex’ knife set is available from Think Geek.