Obey The Chair

January 9th, 2012

Don’t Walk! … when you can sit in this chair which re-creates a New York street signal. Alright, it doesn’t look like the most comfortable chair in the world, but it is actually for sale, like most of the items posted here. Get at Uncommon Goods.

Split Personality Doormat

December 1st, 2011

reversible doormat

This clever doormat greets your visitors with “come in” and sends them off with “go away”.

Or you can turn it around if you don’t want to be disturbed!

HandJob!

December 28th, 2009

“…nothing says “I like you” this holiday season quite like the gift of a HandJob!”

Nerd Seat

September 16th, 2007

Sit your nerdy ass down on the ultimate nerd seat.

Ultimate Security

June 13th, 2007

Say the maid’s digging around your hotel room looking for cash, or maybe you want to hide your stash from a nosy roomie……what’s the last place they would investigate? Yeah, you’re nasssty, grody, soiled undies. These untidy whities contain a secret compartment for your goodies. And if these aren’t realistic enough, add natural smell with ‘doo drops‘.

Would you believe Sold By Sears?

Snappy Dinnerware

June 13th, 2007

I guess this product is designed for people who can’t remember to include the knives, forks, or spoons for their picnic. Or maybe some who are nostalgic for their model airplane building days.

Solar Mole Repeller

December 13th, 2006

Those poor moles. They already shun the sun and now it is used against them in a different way.

Toaster Radio

December 2nd, 2006

Toasteradio

It’s a Radio!…It makes Toast! What else does it do?….sorry, thats all!

From one Nose to Another

November 6th, 2006

The Tiki Head kleenex Box Cover is available from Target, believe it or not.

Aquariass

October 18th, 2006

Another item for the ‘trendy’ modern bathroom. Hint: If the fish are floating, you might need to change your diet…

FishTank Toilet