Weird for Sale

Don’t Believe Me??? The good thing for dieters is, they’re sugar free.

I consider this a great ‘vice management’ tool. No more “I was drunk and forgot my cigarettes” etc…

It’s a common scenario: your spouse, roommate, family member (often on a diet), spies a pint of your delicious ice-cream in the fridge and decides to steal a spoonful or two. Temptation invariably leads to gluttony and the icecream is gone, with your spouse, roommate, family member feeling guilty and you feeling pissed. Problem solved with the Euphori-Lock!

CrustaStun.

Can you guess what this item is used for? C’mon… think about the name… Crusta-Stun.

Crustastun.

Oh My God, how lazy are we getting?

Lets face it, sometimes eating the worm at the bottom of a tequila or mezcal bottle just is’nt macho enough.

These whiskey bottles are infused with a real farm raised snake, which imparts a unique flavor. Check out the other varieties containg a lizard or maybe some vodka with a scorpion floating in it. According to the website, its an acquired taste. Oh Really?

These ‘treats’ would be a good choice for :

Anyone who likes to try unusual foods. (and brag to their friends afterwards)

Anyone who is preparing for a gig on fear factor.

These goodies come in yummy varieties such as…..Giant Water Bugs, Crickets (with eggs), Mole Crickets, Silk Worm Pupae, Black Scorpions, and Grasshoppers. Find them at thailandunique. My mouth is watering…..

I can imagine a lot of products that could use that as their name.

“Beware of the ones with the short rods”  Mr Woody

This is the Beer Belly.

This is the Bladder Buddy.

Buy them both, and you’ll never have to worry about drinking and pee’ing in public again. sure

At about $28 bucks a pound, This Salt costs more than filet mignon, (or about the same as yak).