Weird for Sale

 Ammo with Flavor.
Okay, …I’m not a hunter. Never have had a real desire to hunt, but I’ve got nothing against hunters. But I did spend a large part of my life as a chef/cook.

Anyway, the idea of this product is that instead of plain shot the bird hunter uses special ‘seasoned shot’ made of bio-degradable pellets of seasonings such as lemon-pepper, cajun, etc.
I just can’t decide if this is the stupidest idea ever, or if it really makes sense. SeasonShot (coming soon?).

What could be cooler (or colder) than a Shot Glass made of Ice?

The food-grade silicone rubber mold lets you make a frozen shooter out of any freezeable liquid…water, OJ, how ’bout one made out of melted chocolate?

Shock does for coffee…what Jolt did for cola. Bottom line: you drink less of the all-natural Shock to get same effect as ordinary coffee. Also available as canned coffee.

Don’t Believe Me??? The good thing for dieters is, they’re sugar free.

I consider this a great ‘vice management’ tool. No more “I was drunk and forgot my cigarettes” etc…

It’s a common scenario: your spouse, roommate, family member (often on a diet), spies a pint of your delicious ice-cream in the fridge and decides to steal a spoonful or two. Temptation invariably leads to gluttony and the icecream is gone, with your spouse, roommate, family member feeling guilty and you feeling pissed. Problem solved with the Euphori-Lock!

CrustaStun.

Can you guess what this item is used for? C’mon… think about the name… Crusta-Stun.

Crustastun.

Oh My God, how lazy are we getting?

Lets face it, sometimes eating the worm at the bottom of a tequila or mezcal bottle just is’nt macho enough.

These whiskey bottles are infused with a real farm raised snake, which imparts a unique flavor. Check out the other varieties containg a lizard or maybe some vodka with a scorpion floating in it. According to the website, its an acquired taste. Oh Really?

These ‘treats’ would be a good choice for :

Anyone who likes to try unusual foods. (and brag to their friends afterwards)

Anyone who is preparing for a gig on fear factor.

These goodies come in yummy varieties such as…..Giant Water Bugs, Crickets (with eggs), Mole Crickets, Silk Worm Pupae, Black Scorpions, and Grasshoppers. Find them at thailandunique. My mouth is watering…..