Ice Teeth

January 9th, 2012

ice teeth

Great for a retirement party! Toast your upcoming ‘golden years’ with a drink containing ice that looks like grandpa’s choppers. Your drink will be smiling right back at you! Available for $5.95 at Baron Bobs.

Jesus Toaster

December 20th, 2011

jesus toaster
Don’t settle for toast that just ‘kind of looks like Jesus’ on eBay. Get this for perfect toast every time. Available from burntimpressions.com.

Chinese Wal-Mart

September 5th, 2011

The WalMarts in china definitely are a bit different from the ones in the states. Check out the ‘mixed meat’ (hands on only!), the ‘assorted dried reptiles’, even real delicacies like ‘pig faces’.
chinese wal mart

Spotted Dick

December 20th, 2008

spotted dick

Hmmmm,…

Spotted Dick, something I’d probably go to the doctor for. Errr go to the doctor to get rid of, I mean.

But in this case it appears to be some sort of British food item, sponge pudding. OK.

Amazon.com sells it, but interestingly enough, under the heading: “Frequently Bought Together”, it says “Customers buy this item with The Hillary Nutcracker.

Energy Chips

November 7th, 2007

It’s like an energy drink – transformed into a potato chip! A couple bags of these washed down with a red bull and you could be bouncing off the walls.

EnergyChips

Now fans of sunflower seeds and energy can also find a similar product…SumSeeds.

Banana Protector

June 28th, 2007

Make the Banana Guard your choice for banana protection.

Musk Lifesavers

June 13th, 2007

I thought musk was something they put in cologne and perfume.

Snappy Dinnerware

June 13th, 2007

I guess this product is designed for people who can’t remember to include the knives, forks, or spoons for their picnic. Or maybe some who are nostalgic for their model airplane building days.

Clam Jerky

June 12th, 2007

Think i’ll pass on the clam jerky. Even though it’s the ‘new soft style’.

Odd Ice Cream

June 8th, 2007

Nothing completes a delicious meal more than topping it off with a big bowl of ice cream with……………..RAW HORSEMEAT IN IT!!!! read more here.