Weird for Sale

Handerpants are for modest hands who don’t like to go around nekkid’. Available at several places around the internet.

Celebrate your runway ready body by wearing this swimsuit which accentuates all the ‘positive’ features of your bod. Available at Black Milk.

I have to admit, these beard hats or beard beanies look soo much more stylish than a plain knit cap. But you probably don’t want to walk in a bank wearing one though…

New beer introduced to capitalize on the 2010 Ryder Cup, & a certain golfers recent scandal. The Vale of Glamorgan Brewery, located in Wales has created this special brew which is available only in the UK for now.

However, you can get a tshirt…. HERE

All that shedding from you pet dog or cat got you down?

Well don’t throw all that excess fur from Rover or Fluffy away! Just send it off to Vip Fibers, and they will spin it into yarn and ship it back to you.

Then you can make it into a lovely sweater or something else (maybe a banana cozy) … Achoo!

Women, why bother with real silk hosiery when now you can just spray in on.

I’m pretty tough on wallets, maybe this Stainless Steel wallet might hold up longer than the usual few months. From Uncommon Goods. 

 

Or, you can buy this Duct tape wallet, if you dont feel like making your own!

Remind your family who brings home the bacon! 

Demeter fragrances has some unusual scents for those that like to be different: dirt, laundromat, and waffles are but a few. Demeter Pick-Me-Up Spray. Available at adorebeauty. Search ‘Demeter’

Apparently there is still a demand for that 19th century fashion necessity, corsets. And this company will custom-make one for you out of the finest materials.

Eckkkscusemee ma’am, did your brooch just hiss at me?