Have you ever been been stuck in the middle of nowhere, nature calls… and theres no place to go?
Well. I’ll bet you wished you’d brought along Uncle Boogers Bumper Dumper!
Safety Hint: Make sure grandma’s back in the car before you take off.
Can you imagine zipping down the highway in one of these? Maybe if you have money to burn and an adventurous nature? This electric-powered car is available from Hammacher-Schlemmer.
I did’nt realize my car had balls! But now that I do know, I guess these are a good choice to keep them warm and safe.
According to the website, scrotums are great for attracting the opposite gender, and are ’said to be very lucky’. I know of one previous (’roo) owner who was’nt that lucky however.
Now THESE are just ewww…..