Weird for Sale

Want to become the most irritating and annoying person in your office?

Available at BackyardArtillery.com

Eckkkscusemee ma’am, did your brooch just hiss at me?

Is a 70lb. lump of iron the best thing to order online? (Maybe if your jewelry talks back to you?). Well if you need one, they’ve got one.

You won’t find these in the local hardware store. Great for mowing or trimming your yard – less noise, no gasoline needed.

This limited edition item contains a crystal of pure capsaicin (the chemical that gives peppers their heat, used in pepper spray). It is sold for experimental/display puposes only. You have to read a disclaimer before buying!

It’s true. Just don’t throw any big parties…

You, and/or your children can have hours of fun digging around a dried-up hairball trying to find the skeletal remains of a small rodent or bird.
The owl is a fierce hunter that swallows its prey whole and digests everything but the bones and hair, which it vomits back up as a pellet. Owl Puke & Book