Gas B Gon

August 31st, 2006

Are you embarrassed by the untimely passing of intestinal gas among your friends or family? Then get one of these. They come in lots of different fabric patterns including ‘Musical Solo’, and ‘Silent but Deadly’. “Each cushion can accept a second odor filter for those heavy end users and should be purchased separately.”

Strange Dolls

August 31st, 2006

The website Strange Dolls has some doll creations that you probably would’nt want to give to a child. (Especially one that is prone to nightmares!). Their links page lists some sites with even more bizarre ‘art’.

Corsets

August 28th, 2006

Apparently there is still a demand for that 19th century fashion necessity, corsets. And this company will custom-make one for you out of the finest materials.

Mr Woody

August 27th, 2006

I can imagine a lot of products that could use that as their name.

“Beware of the ones with the short rods”  Mr Woody

Car Scrotums

August 27th, 2006

I did’nt realize my car had balls! But now that I do know, I guess these are a good choice to keep them warm and safe.

According to the website, scrotums are great for attracting the opposite gender, and are ‘said to be very lucky’. I know of one previous (‘roo) owner who was’nt that lucky however.

Now THESE are just ewww…..

Thumb Drive

August 26th, 2006

Portable USB devices used for data storage and transport are sometimes known as ‘thumb drives’. This one makes it quite obvious. Available at Dynamism.

No Worries

August 24th, 2006

This is the Beer Belly.

This is the Bladder Buddy.

Buy them both, and you’ll never have to worry about drinking and pee’ing in public again. sure

Ugly Home

August 24th, 2006

It does’nt look like you can actually buy products from this site (would you want to?), but thought it was worth a look.

But will it make my popcorn taste yummy?

August 24th, 2006

At about $28 bucks a pound, This Salt costs more than filet mignon, (or about the same as yak).

Try Something Different

August 24th, 2006

Q:What do Crocodiles, Kangaroos, Bears, Yaks, Llamas, Antelopes, and Rattlesnakes have in common?
A: Their meat can be shipped to you (chilled and sealed of course) by ExoticMeats.Com – All Natural Farm Raised Game and Specialty Meats