Sh!t Box

December 20th, 2008

Also from our british friends, this is a cardboard box you can defecate in. Wow.

It goes for about £15 or around $24. Get it from the Brown Corporation.

Spotted Dick

December 20th, 2008

spotted dick

Hmmmm,…

Spotted Dick, something I’d probably go to the doctor for. Errr go to the doctor to get rid of, I mean.

But in this case it appears to be some sort of British food item, sponge pudding. OK.

Amazon.com sells it, but interestingly enough, under the heading: “Frequently Bought Together”, it says “Customers buy this item with The Hillary Nutcracker.

Drum Kit T Shirt

December 18th, 2008

Play the drums on your shirt! People won’t be able to keep their hands off you! Saw this item on the tonight show (weird christmas gifts).

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The Pen Holder with a Message

January 20th, 2008

Think the boss is ’screwing you over’? Buy him one of these pen holders and maybe he’ll get the message!

Available at DealExtreme.

Smokers Aids

January 15th, 2008

Here’s some help for smokers: A plastic hand clip lets you get the cigarette to your lips even after your fingers stop working correctly…and the smokers bib helps you prevent setting yourself on fire!

Available at Freedom Living Devices and elsewhere.

Big Butts Ringtone

December 27th, 2007

Get Your Own I Like Big Butts Ringtone!

Energy Chips

November 7th, 2007

It’s like an energy drink - transformed into a potato chip! A couple bags of these washed down with a red bull and you could be bouncing off the walls.

EnergyChips

Now fans of sunflower seeds and energy can also find a similar product…SumSeeds.

Weird Harmonica

November 7th, 2007

Someone in your household learning to play the harmonica? That can be pretty irritating. But hey, it could be worse if they have one of these…

The Trumpet Harmonica.From Hammacher Schlemmer

Gourmet Beaver

October 20th, 2007

What dog or cat doesn’t love the smell and taste of beaver.

Dog Head Cushion

October 4th, 2007

Doggy loves to hang his head out of the window. Why not give him a nice cushy place to rest it?