Chicken Purse

August 16th, 2013

chicken-handbag

Heads will turn and tongues will cluck as you strut down the street carrying this chicken bag. Pick it up on eBay with free shipping!

Subtle Butt

May 30th, 2013

What’s the scuttlebut on Subtle Butt? It’s your own personal fart filter. See the video if you’re still interested.

Why Is He In The Bathroom So Much…….?

March 23rd, 2013

The Potty Putter
putter

Maybe this is why. As long as he doesn’t try to recreate this scene on the golf course, I guess there’s no harm.

Breast Implant Depreciation

March 19th, 2013

breast-implants

I’m not sure how much used breast implants are worth, but this woman wants $3,000 for hers. She paid $8500 for these, but later “upgraded” to larger versions. The proceeds are going to pay for her daughters college. I won’t ask the obvious question…

Another eBay Find

March 18th, 2013

wtf

This uh..item can be purchased at eBay. The listing tells us it is made of leather, is wearing Italian boots, and appears to be pregnant. The price is $649. And your identity Read the rest of this entry »

Need A Deformed Alligator Head?

December 30th, 2012

deformed-gator-heads

Not only is this the largest & only Deformed Gator Head Collection in existence, but you can buy one for yourself. Fortunately, only a few have been snatched up, so there’s still hundreds for you to choose from. Hmmm, where to start…

Pee Drinking

April 7th, 2012

Wasn’t there one of those “strange addiction’ reality shows on recently about a woman who liked to drink her own pee? Well, here’s a way for the rest of us to join in! This Urine Sample Gag is just the ticket. I’ll be plenty of health care professionals are already thinking up some insane practical jokes!

pee gag

Under (Hand) Wear

February 8th, 2012

Handerpants are for modest hands who don’t like to go around nekkid’. Available at several places around the internet.
Handerpants Gloves

Obey The Chair

January 9th, 2012

Don’t Walk! … when you can sit in this chair which re-creates a New York street signal. Alright, it doesn’t look like the most comfortable chair in the world, but it is actually for sale, like most of the items posted here. Get at Uncommon Goods.

Skinny Suit

January 9th, 2012


Celebrate your runway ready body by wearing this swimsuit which accentuates all the ‘positive’ features of your bod. Available at Black Milk.