Weird for Sale

“…nothing says “I like you” this holiday season quite like the gift of a HandJob!”

Tired Old Ass Bath Salts. Relief for your tired, old, ass.

Not much I can add to this. But how do I pick the color that will look the best on my pooch?

Just what to get the man who has everything? A dog to hump his computer!

Also from our british friends, this is a cardboard box you can defecate in. Wow.

It goes for about £15 or around $24. Get it from the Brown Corporation.

Hmmmm,…

Spotted Dick, something I’d probably go to the doctor for. Errr go to the doctor to get rid of, I mean.

But in this case it appears to be some sort of British food item, sponge pudding. OK.

Amazon.com sells it, but interestingly enough, under the heading: “Frequently Bought Together”, it says “Customers buy this item with The Hillary Nutcracker.

Play the drums on your shirt! People won’t be able to keep their hands off you! Saw this item on the tonight show (weird christmas gifts).

Available for $29.99

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Think the boss is ’screwing you over’? Buy him one of these pen holders and maybe he’ll get the message!

Available at DealExtreme.

Here’s some help for smokers: A plastic hand clip lets you get the cigarette to your lips even after your fingers stop working correctly…and the smokers bib helps you prevent setting yourself on fire!

Available at Freedom Living Devices and elsewhere.

Get Your Own I Like Big Butts Ringtone!