Weird for Sale

Think the boss is ’screwing you over’? Buy him one of these pen holders and maybe he’ll get the message!

Available at DealExtreme.

Here’s some help for smokers: A plastic hand clip lets you get the cigarette to your lips even after your fingers stop working correctly…and the smokers bib helps you prevent setting yourself on fire!

Available at Freedom Living Devices and elsewhere.

It’s like an energy drink - transformed into a potato chip! A couple bags of these washed down with a red bull and you could be bouncing off the walls.

Now fans of sunflower seeds and energy can also find a similar product…SumSeeds.

Someone in your household learning to play the harmonica? That can be pretty irritating. But hey, it could be worse if they have one of these…

From Hammacher Schlemmer

What dog or cat doesn’t love the smell and taste of beaver.

Doggy loves to hang his head out of the window. Why not give him a nice cushy place to rest it?

Sit your nerdy ass down on the ultimate nerd seat.

All that shedding from you pet dog or cat got you down?

Well don’t throw all that excess fur from Rover or Fluffy away! Just send it off to Vip Fibers, and they will spin it into yarn and ship it back to you.

Then you can make it into a lovely sweater or something else (maybe a banana cozy) … Achoo!

Make the Banana Guard your choice for banana protection.

Ever heard of a bike made of wood? Well these have frames made of bamboo, and apparently they are high-performance too.